"YOU walk into a bar. As you sit down to order what hopefully will be one of many drinks, your phone buzzes. Your best friend has stood up your girl's night out. So what to do now? You have gone to all the trouble of getting dressed up, you might as well have some fun while you are out. In this Choose-Your-Own-Erotic-Adventure novel, you make the decisions. Will you do body shots with the rock star? Cozy up with the young bartender? Accept an invitation...

Sometimes your customers are galactic mega-corporations.Sometimes your customers are Galactic Commonwealth Politicians.And sometimes your customers are drunks who find you in a bar.Those are the most exciting jobs.They're also the most dangerous and possibly the most rewarding.Find out what happens when the crew of the Ghost ventures to the outskirts of the Commonwealth on an epic quest.

Sometimes a simple question can lead to the darkest of places. After announcing his retirement to his friends at a local bar, Mike is unexpectedly left to celebrate alone. As boredom sets in, he notices the bar's only other patron — a man in a grey suit sitting at the other end of the room. Taking a seat next to the stranger, Mike introduces himself in hopes of striking up a conversation. As their dialog ensues, Mike asks a seemingly harmless...

A massive collection of laugh-out-loud jokes-arranged A-to-Z by subject! •Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! •A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." •Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep! •What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh look! Donut seeds!" •The...

Aliens have invaded earth. In Lake Peculiar, that's nothing to be rude about. Nerdy 20-something Sam has lived his life desperate for the approval of his domineering best friend Gus, so when it's announced that aliens are coming and Gus decides he wants to go to Canada to kiss his online girlfriend before the world ends, Sam allows himself to get pulled along. Again. But Gus's plans have a way of falling apart, and this one is no exception. They...

Harry's Bar was always in need of bartenders. Josh wanted the job because he thought the bar had character. He just wasn't prepared for the characters that walked in.

I lived a pretty ordinary life-a kid raised in my family's bar who went off to college to escape the small-town life. But when my grandfather died and I returned to take over the family business, I discovered a much more extraordinary world waiting for me. Vampires, werewolves, and fae are real. And they want my baby. My daughter is meant to fulfill some crazy prophecy related to the end of all magical creatures, but I'm having none of that. Now,...