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This a book of short stories. They will make you laugh, cry and probably blush a little. Some the stories are fiction. Some have some adult humor. I added my own dry humor, that I think everyone, will appreciate and laugh out loud. My book is definitely not going to put you to sleep, but, I think you will forget about serious things for awhile. I hope my stories, give you, a different way of looking at life. Remember, nothing but happy endings. Just...
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Chonda Pierce, the top-selling female comedian of all time, is telling tales. From the way men and women give directions, to her up-close-and-personal view of NASCAR racing. From the danger of believing fairy tales, to not getting the "facts" straight about the first story in the Bible. This show includes two unforgettable vocal performances, before Chonda wraps the night up with a tender and reavealing true story from a heart passionately in love...
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My name is Cassidy and have I got a story for you. Do you remember that man who fell asleep for twenty years? That's what I did, but instead of twenty years I slept for five hundred years. Do you know how much can change in five hundred years?-a lot. Everyone I've ever loved is now dead, been dead for a long time. The world is so different. I don't even know where to begin. Everyone lives in glass domes. There are two opposing sides, and I don't even...
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What's wrong with Wende?
I've known since I was young that something was wrong with me.
Four-year-olds don't read newspapers.
Ten-year-olds aren't supposed to be given their Mommy's wake up pills or slapped at eleven for telling on the man who raped her.
I didn't mean to rob 7-11, when I was fifteen or get kicked out of the Navy at 17.
I married too young and was a mommy too soon.
Another marriage ended, when they arrested him as a serial rapist suspected...
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"Lisa and Francesca are back with another collection of warm and witty stories that will strike a chord with every woman. This six book series is among the best reviewed humor books published today and has been compared to the late greats, Erma Bombeck and Nora Ephron. Delia Ephron said of the fifth book in the series, Have a Nice Guilt Trip, "Lisa and Francesca, mother and daughter, bring you the laughter of their lives once again and better than...
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Jim Croce, singer-songwriter of the #1 hits “Bad Bad Leroy Brown” and “Time in a Bottle”, was at the height of his career when his life was cut short in a plane crash while on tour. Just 30 years old on September 20, 1973, Jim was revered by an adoring audience for his gentle melodies and everyman demeanor.
Now, for the first time, this memoir reveals the man behind the denim jackets and signature mustache, a hard-working, wry charmer who...
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"Since the age of twenty-one, Paul McCartney has lived one of the ultimate rock-n-roll lives played out on the most public of stages. Now, Paul's story is told by rock music's foremost biographer, with McCartney's consent and access to family members and close friends who have never spoken on the record before. Paul McCartney reveals the complex character behind the façade and sheds new light on his childhood--blighted by his mother's death but redeemed...
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"In her first solo memoir, New York Times bestselling author Joanna Gaines invites us on an authentic and deeply vulnerable journey into her story--and helps shine a light on the beauty of our own--guiding us to release the weights that hold us back so we may live and share our story in truth. We've all dropped anchor in places that suited us for a time: a city, a perspective, a lie we mistook as truth. This book is an invitation to a kind of life...
11) We told six lies
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"Remember how many lies we told, Molly? Its enough to make my head spin. You were wild when I met you, and I was mad for you. But then something happened. And now you're gone. But don't worry. I'll find you. I just need to sift through the story of us to get to where you might be. I've got places to look, and a list of names. The police have a list of names, too. See now? Theres another lie. There is only one person they're really looking at, Molly....
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What possesses someone to save every scrap of paper that's ever come into his home? What compulsions drive a person to sacrifice her marriage or career for an accumulation of seemingly useless things? Randy Frost and Gail Steketee were the first to study hoarding when they began their work a decade ago. They didn't expect that they would end up treating hundreds of patients and fielding thousands of calls from the families of hoarders. Their vivid...
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Deviant Magic volume 3
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"Yo. Crown Princess Myrindi of Talvayne here. This is the story of my life so far. It's an inspirational, uplifting tale that won't leave a dry eye in the house. The film adaptation's going to bring home seven Academy Awards and inspire at least twice as many hot new looks for spring. Ah, who am I kidding? My life kind of sucks. I spent my childhood stuck in the palace with a bunch of dimwitted sycophants who think khakis are a good idea. I'm doomed...
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Everyman's library volume 326
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Fly to Mars and explore the mysteries of the red planet. Journey through time to futures ruled by cold computers and hear the deafening roar of dinosaurs in the past. Sing the body electric and look into the mechanical eyes of androids that want to replace human life as we know it. Visit idyllic landscapes and nostalgic towns that hide sinister secrets. Available in one massive collection for the first time digitally, experience the wondrous mind...
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"From blind dates to whirlwind romances to long separations, War Bonds highlights stories of couples who met or married during World War II. Each of the the 30 stories begins with a WWII-era song title and concludes with a look at wartime couples in their twilight, as well as when they were so hopeful and young and determined to save the world. Illustrated with photographs from the 1940s as well as current ones of each couple, War Bonds offers readers...