We meet Flick, the friendly bartender
Duel in the snow, or Red Ryder nails the Cleveland street kid
Flick fails to recall an old song
The counterfeit secret circle member get the message, or the ASP strikes again
The endless streetcar ride into the night, and the tinfoil noose
Flick offers me hard liquor
Hairy Gertz and the forty-seven crappies
I introduce Flick to the art world
My old man and the lascivious special award that heralded the birth of pop art
Flick makes an artistic judgment
Flick dredges up a notorious son of a bitch
Grover Dill and the Tasmanian devil
Flick displays a petty jealous streak
Ludlow Kissel and the dago bomb that struck back
Uncle Ben and the side-splitting knee slapper, or some words are loaded
We have two small visitors
Old man Pulaski and the infamous jawbreaker blackmail caper
Wilbur Duckworth and his magic baton
I relate the strange tale of the human hypodermic needle
Miss Bryfogel and the frightening case of the speckle-throated cuckold
"Nevermore," quoth the assessor, "nevermore..."
Leopold Doppler and the great Orpheum gravy boat riot
The day shift drops by for a belt.